I just woke up from a bad dream and am now surprisingly awake at this hour. It was the dumbest scenario too and I’m trying to type it down fast enough before I forget.
I was watching reporter trisha takanawa (yes, the reporter from family guy) and she was doing a breaking news report on a celeb being caught drunk at a social event. The celeb was unknown, but her team of journalists were trying to find out as she stood outside. And then out of nowhere, snoop dog, in a crappy blue integra, with t pain in the passenger seat, drives into trisha and the camera man, chopping off one of their legs. I looked up and trisha mothafuckin takanawa’s leg was chopped off. Snoop dog got out of his car and tried to help trisha, but he was too drunk, so he ended up punching her in the face. and then I looked down to myself and realized that my legs were chopped off too. Haha Wtf….
